Welcome to the TRUMP Army on the Blockchain, where we serve up the most hilarious and imaginative takes on American finance, politics, and culture. Before diving into our content, we’d like to set a few things straight:
- Satirical Nature of Content: Every written news piece you come across on TRUMP Army (TrumpArmy.vip) is crafted with a sense of humor in mind. They are either satire or parody, and they are not meant to be taken as factual or genuine news.
- Quotes and Spokespeople:
- Fabricated Quotes: If you come across a quote in our articles that isn’t attributed directly to a real person, know that it is entirely fictional. We’ve conjured them up for comedic effect.
- Real Quotes: If a quote is attributed directly to a real person, it is verbatim and represents their actual words. However, always cross-check with reliable sources for context and accuracy.
- Not a Reflection of Reality: Our news content is designed to entertain and amuse. It should be viewed as parody and satire, and not as an accurate or truthful indication of any current events or real-world happenings.
- Not Financial Advice: While our content may revolve around the world of finance, it’s crucial to understand that none of the articles, jokes, or satirical pieces should be interpreted as financial advice. Always consult with a professional before making any financial decisions.
- Follow all local rules & regulations: Nothing contained on our website constitutes a solicitation, recommendation, endorsement, or offer by any third-party service provider to buy or sell any securities or other financial instruments in this or in any other jurisdiction in which such solicitation or offer would be unlawful under the securities laws of such jurisdiction.
- Liability Waiver: In no event shall the creators of the Trump Army Coin be liable for any claim, damages or other liability, whether in an action of contract, tort or otherwise, arising from, out of or in connection with the token or the use or other dealings in this website.
In essence, TRUMP Army is here to make you laugh and think, but not to inform you about the real world or guide your financial choices. Always cross-check with reliable news sources if you’re looking for factual information and seek advice from certified professionals for financial matters.
Enjoy the humor, and thanks for being a part of our community!